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Thu, 03/04/2010 – 12:44pm — Peter Warren
Hey peoples! I just read this awesome article on the website I work for, AVN.com, about how pornography is all good for society and shit, and thought I’d share a few of my own thoughts about this topic, since I know you all love the pornos as much as I do, and will surely agree with me.
Now, this article is filled with a whole bunch of words and terms that kind of hurt my brain, like “temporal correlation” and “evidence,” but I think I get the gist of it, which is that porno pretty much makes the world a better place. Of course, that’s what I’ve been saying all along, but now some scientists or some fools is getting my back! In particular, this quote from a report by some Jews named Michael Goldstein and Harold Kant (and yes, as a Jew myself, I feel 99.9% secure that my Jewdar is right on this one) jumped out at me: “…rapists were more likely than nonrapists in the prison population to have been punished for looking at pornography while a youngster, while other research has shown that incarcerated nonrapists had seen more pornography, and seen it at an earlier age, than rapists.”
So if you follow the ol’ Pythagorean Theorem, or whatever that shit is they teach you in algebra about how if a=b and b=c then a=c (editor’s note: Transitive property – sayin’), what them Jews is basically saying is that if you get railed as a kid about how porno is evil and bad, you’s gonna be doing some rapin’! Whereas, if you get treated to all the porn you can handle as early as possible, with nobody telling you there’s anything wrong with it, you ain’t gonna rape nobody!
Granted, these conclusions all come from studying prisoners, so I guess it would also be safe to say that if you watch a whole bunch of porno as a child, you may very well wind up in the slammer down the road … just not for raping somebody. On the other hand, where else are you gonna find rapists to study? Not not in prison, I’ll tell you that much!
Look, this is a great day, is all I’m saying, because now there’s scientifical proof of what I’ve always known in my heart of loins: that not only does porno not cause all those societal ills people are always blaming it for, it prevents them! I mean, let’s face it—if you didn’t have porno to watch, chances would be good to excellent that you’d eventually go out and rape it up, yes or no? But since you do have porno readily available to you, that prevents you from unleashing your raping beast within.
I hope you’ve enjoyed my commentary on this matter. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a little Fucked Up Facials 7 I gotta give some reviewin’.
JL Hayseed
March 18, 2010
Does Mr. Warren have a child to use in a test study to prove his theory?
I get so damn tired of the “Real people have sex or arrange to have sex or watch sex or jack off 24/7 AT A MINIMUM!” cult. “If you could receive oral sex while standing in line at the DMV, the world would be perfect, if not better.” Sure. Whatever.
Marcus
March 19, 2010
Well that is a pretty absurd assumption to come to. I sense a satirical tone to your write up, and I won’t waste my time reading the academic article so I won’t judge too harshly.
Studies are only as good as its research subject, and I get the feeling that someone is just trying to write their dissertation in order to get their PhD so they had to come up with something creative.
BTW, their are plenty of convicted rapists who are no longer in jail, and plenty of other “non rapists” you could interview outside of jail.
Darrah Ford
March 22, 2010
I first thought he was joking. But it’s a lengthy article to be a joke. So I think he’s actually serious. But shouldn’t he of all people know better and not post this shit online? They got rid of Monty and kept him around??