If I never hear the name Skeeter ever again, I’ll be a very happy woman.
UPDATE:
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Opinion/Editorial
Because I called Arland Dale Kerkove (Skeeter) a criminal the other day, his good friend Gene Ross wrote about it on his site upset that I had labeled Skeeter a “criminal”. Once again, do I pull this shit out of my ass and make it all up?
Because I’m trying to prove myself right because of possible threats of legal action against me, and to show this has been printed elsewhere before with no legal action against them, I’ve been reading and looking around and checking Google for anything I could find to prove myself right. Now what I thought was one crime against an adult woman 20 years ago with Skeeter saying he had nothing to do with it and something about a dildo has now made me find even worse things against Skeeter.
Thank you Gene! And thank you Skeeter for your your quote about me making me more so feverishly trying to find more information on you. From different sites I found these two entries about you. Worse than anything I ever said about you. Which means nothing can legally be done to me because I never acted malicious against you. I was just quoting what I had remembered reading years ago and today found more proof of it.
I would email you Gene all this but last time I emailed you, the email bounced back. And I have no intention of emailing Skeeter and corresponding with him. But if he wants to leave a comment on here, I’ll post that. And you really don’t want me to contact your ex-wife Bridgette asking for a statement now do you? Which will just open up a new can of worms that you don’t want to deal with. So enough with the light-veiled faux threats.
His Megan Law conviction is infact Rape by force of a foreign object on a minor under the age of 17. As well as a coviction of child porn. He was sentenced to 3 years. Myself like several others smart enough in the adult business; went downtown and obtained a copy of his convictions, (public record) to see for myself what the industry may be facing. As well, he has a conviction of selling 3 kilos of cocain to an undercover sheriff; selling of weapons; beating a spouse (on videocamera in front of a 7/11). Then when he got home from that conviction he went back for another year because he violated that restraining order. His childhood he spent in and out of mental institutions. His adult life he has been in and out of prison. The whole time hes been in the adult industry is the longest he’s ever been out of prison! That’s why all, smart enough, in the adult business are standing up and taking notice, and completely want to disassociate themselves with him. The companies I’ve been talking to are currently pulling him off of their product. Also in court records Skeeter had never filed for ANY type of custody. The children have only ever been with mother. So Skeeter’s statement that this is over custody seems a smoke screen.
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Skeeter constantly wrote in to this site and others pretending to BE Bridgette. Constantly lying and telling anyone who’d listen that Bridgette and him were together even though they’ve been broken up since 2004. Skeeter was making money off of Bridgette anyway he could.
Just wait-Skeeter can cry and pretend to be O.J.-prior to Bridgettes police report(an on going investigation)Skeeter had already been under investigation; an internal Adult investigation, and Federal;now County.
His Megan Law conviction is infact Rape by force of a foreign object on a minor under the age of 17. As well as a coviction of child porn.He was sentenced to 3 years.
Myself like several others smart enough in the adult business;went downtown and obtained a copy of his convictions,(public record)to see for myself what the industry may be facing. As well,he has a conviction of selling 3 kilos of cocain to an undercover sherrif;selling of weapons;beating a spouse(on videocamera in front of a 7/11,no less!)Then when he got home from that conviction he went back for another year because he violated that restraining order.
His childhood he spent in and out of mental institutions, His adult life he has been in and out of prison.So all you saying”he’s a great guy”.Well people said the same about Scott Peterson.The whole time hes been in the adult industry-is the longest he’s ever been out of prison!Who knows what he’s been up to these past few years-there’s people who might start coming forward.Thats why all, smart enough, in the adult business are standing up and taking notice,and completely want to disassociate themselves with him. The companies I’ve been talking to are currently pulling him off of their product.
Also in court records Skeeter had never filed for ANY type of custody.The children have only ever been with mother.
So Skeeters statement that this is over custody seems a smoke screen. And to think we thought he was a nice person!
Full article on Skeeter today August 6, 2008 from AdultFYI after the jump.
8/6/2008
10:32 AM PST
Final: Skeeter Kerkove: I Am Not a Sex Offender; “If We’re Raided, There’s No Pay”
–Gene Ross
Porn Valley- In the Skeeter Kerkove gossip arena, the undercard is often as good as the main event.
Skeeter called Tuesday afternoon with the express purpose of commenting about the “criminal” label put on him by blogger Darrah Ford www.pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com .
But Skeeter also tends to meander. Sometimes criminally meander.
Before he gets to the topic in question, Skeeter tells me such things as the fact that he just bought a 3,300 square foot home in Arizona at auction for $90,000 cash. Skeeter says he can afford to do such things.
“Only losers finance,” he says. “And I’ve never lost a penny in real estate. All I’ve done is make money. It’s a love story of the most epic proportions. I make money. Isn’t that my game as a convicted criminal? I read it on your website that I am.”
Skeeter’s referring cynically to the Ford post. And because of this case he had to register as a sex offender.
The case involved a girl who was having sex on camera at a party. Her girlfriend later reported the incident to the cops. Skeeter was only an onlooker and his was basically a tale of come see the two-headed chicken. Skeeter went to see the two-headed chicken.
“You wanna punish me for something that happened almost a quarter of a century ago?” he asks time and again.
“Cool. Whatever. I had nothing to do with it. I didn’t start it. I had nothing to do with anything except I was told to go upstairs when I was with my incredibly beautiful girlfriend who, at the time, was dating and fucking Dr. Jerry Buss, owner of the Los Angeles Laker and Kings.”
Skeeter says Buss’ girlfriend was older than him but this comes as no surprise.
“I’m all about girls who are about glam,” Skeeter says. “Are you 20 and look 30? That is hot. Are you 25 and look 35? That’s even sexier. That’s what I like. That’s what I do. I don’t have girls jaws broken on the sets. I don’t have investors tell them to shut up, be quiet, take five grand and go away. I don’t have them getting multiple surgeries and shit like that.
“I don’t do that. That’s not my gig. That’s an Evil Angel gig. That’s a Kelly Wells gig. That’s a Belladonna gig. Nobody gets their jaws broken on my set. They get great food and unlimited enemas. Unlimited wipes. They get the best crab meat. They get whatever they need. This ain’t no Wicked set where you’re eating rotten potato chips and nasty shit. Tell me what you’ve eaten on my set in the past five years. You’ve never eaten that on a Donny Long, www.donnylong.com set.”
“And if you have please correct me because we’re on the record.”
I have to honestly tell Skeeter that Donny’s been stocking his fridge pretty well these days.
“So you say he learned it from the king?” Skeeter muses. “Because the direction I see on your website sounds like a Skeeter Kerkove copy. I think you told him this is how you did it with Skeeter.”
Skeeter’s also been shooting double anal scenes.
“And the police weren’t there,” he says. “It’s hard to keep the police away. What I do is give everyone 24 hour notice. Have them at a pick-up point so that there’s no cars on the Kerkove estate. I film it and away everyone goes. No one’s allowed to answer the door. The doors are locked.”
“That’s it and that’s the only way to do it. Otherwise, you’re fucked. You can’t let anybody know about it because they’re all jealous and it’s such a tragedy. Everyone on the set is told if we’re raided there’s no pay.”
“And most people keep quiet,” he continues. “They go, fuck, I ain’t going to call Johnny Thrust. I love the e-mail Derek sent out. Wasn’t that sexy?”
Skeeter also relates the fact that Johnny Thrust was supposedly trash talking Donny Long to Jim Powers saying that Donny was a trick and lying on the websites.
“Johnny Thrust is jealous of the fact that Donny Long is making it,” says Skeeter. “Why is he making it? Because he learned how to work it. That’s how you do it, you work it.”
Getting back to his original story, Skeeter says he was standing in a room and became a sex offender.
“You’re poor and you’re standing a room in concert. That was my original charge. Doesn’t that fuckin’ bitch [Darrah Ford] understand what it means to be in concert? In concert means to not touch. To be in the background.”
The night began when Skeeter went with his date to The Rainbow.
“I was in a bar illegally,” he recalls. “Because my adult girlfriend Rada Dhawan dated Dr. Jerry Buss and dated Herman Rarebell the drummer of The Scorpions. I got in because of her and Chris Holmes, my cousin, the guitarist of WASP. I was dating one of the hottest most sought after girls in fucking Hollywood.
“And this girl [the one on camera] was drunk and fucked up and smoking cigarettes and looking right into the camera and saying, ‘go ahead, videotape me. I don’t care.’
“But the fact that she drank alcohol made all the difference in the world. Everybody drank that night. I didn’t ask to go to that party. My rotten girlfriend took me to that party.”
“I’ll tell you one thing. I looked sexier than the girl who got fucked. I had longer hair, thicker hair and all that. I don’t know what to say. It’s called in concert. I didn’t hire the girl and say, okay bitch, take your pants down and the dildo’s going in your mouth, pussy and ass.”
Cops never showed up to the party but charges were filed after the fact.
“And my arrest was a year later,” says Skeeter “And you know what the Burbank police dept. said? Because this is on record – no sex crime. Questionable consent. The girl takes off her clothes with her own hands. This is according to the videotape. She’s going along with this and there’s seven seconds of distress. With a sex toy and not a penis. I’m sure you’ve seen worse than that on a porn set.”
“Then she’s on the videotape saying, ‘Go ahead, videotape me. I don’t care.’
“Fuck her. You might be wondering why she said that? Because her friend [who ratted the incident out to the cops] was upset; her fully clothed friend was upset about this lady is smoking cigarettes, drinking a beer out of a Miller beer bottles and getting dildos in her body.”
Based on the fact that Skeeter was an onlooker, he was implicated.
“Because I had tattoos and hair down to my butt,” says Skeeter. “I was prettier than any girl in the house. I was so pretty.”
Skeeter says this Rada Dhawan then wrote a letter to his parents after the incident.
“It was unbelievable how guilty she felt that she took me to this party,” says Skeeter.
“I didn’t want to go. I just wanted to go home. It’s an incredible letter. Her father was from India. Her mother was from Sweden. She was so beautiful. And when she took cock in the ass she’d just cum over and over from it. She would even be begging for it: ‘Daddy, daddy taste my ass.’”
“So fuck this bitch [Darrah Ford] who’s talking about this crime stuff,” Skeeter goes on to say.
“How long do I have to pay the price for Chris Holmes having me come upstairs to see something for six fucking minutes? C’mon. Six minutes of being a voyeur? I swear skin tight pants in the video and my dick ain’t hard. Obviously I ain’t enjoying it but it is what it is.”
“What happened to Rob Lowe? He knowingly fucked an underage girl and he videotaped it- that fucking creep. But with his mainstream attorneys he got out of being a registered sex offender. Now he’s back in movies and earning money.”
“Jesus Christ, I didn’t fuck this girl,” continues Skeeter. “I don’t fuck young girls. I just don’t. I want girls to be over the top glamour. I had nothing to do with this shit- I was invited upstairs as the girl is utterly and totally naked. She ended up with a dildo and pussy in her asshole. I had nothing to do with that.
“When the sex started, the girl was naked, on the bed with many people in attendance, male and female while I was still in West Hollywood at The Rainbow. How long do you have to beat me up and punish me for watching that? And only for a few minutes.”
“There was a reason why the Burbank Police Dept. said no crime committed, no charges filed. I was a fucking teenager, that’s why it led to the criminal court building. It’s called shopping for a prosecution. It happened at the Cabrini Town Homes on Glen Oaks Blvd. down from the old, defunct KSEX building. I was a guest. I was downstairs with my girlfriend.”
“But Chris Holmes the guitarist says Skeeter you gotta come up and see this. And Rada said, ‘Don’t be doing no drugs with Chris.’ I said I never do drugs. I just sell ‘em. That’s not a cool thing to admit but it is what it is.”

August 6, 2008 at 5:47 pm
You’re just one sad honky.
August 6, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Who, Darrah or Skeeter?
August 6, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Both.
August 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Skeeter rocks.
Darrah sucks.
August 6, 2008 at 11:05 pm
This is skeeter during the opening of the article on adultFYI:
Before he gets to the topic in question, Skeeter tells me such things as the fact that he just bought a 3,300 square foot home in Arizona at auction for $90,000 cash. Skeeter says he can afford to do such things.
“Only losers finance,” he says. “And I’ve never lost a penny in real estate. All I’ve done is make money. It’s a love story of the most epic proportions. I make money. Isn’t that my game as a convicted criminal? I read it on your website that I am.”
Right off the bat Skeeter is showing he is a moron and has no idea how investing in real estate works. Interest rates are very low. You don’t finance because “losers” have to you do it so you can use the money in higher rate investments.
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August 7, 2008 at 12:40 am
Hope he loses everything. Arrogant prick. Most people have to finance!
August 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Back in the day, I could have gotten you a great deal at The Money Story. What are you paying on that trailer, anyway?
August 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Darrah I’ll give you $3 to be double analled by your dad and brother in Skeeter’s next flick.